Outlaw Lore Enthusiast Pillows

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

Bank (with saloon type doors)

Not at all O.K. Corral

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cattle drive jumped over the moon.

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

'Amazing what you can do on photo-shop - that doesn't look anything like him!'

Billy the Kilt

Ned Kelly's (an Australian outlaw) continual problem.

Davey Crockett passed his bar exam.

Ain't No One Ever Messed With Cactus Arm Johnson

"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid."

"Dragons were never out of style."

In-law country

'I know you're up ther, Barratt...'

Bonnie and Clydesdale.

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

'Anyone here answer to the name 'The Eldorado Kid'?'

Cactus in desert with gun!

"I said back off. . ."

'Yes, it is really scary to think where he might appear next!'

"I'm sensing an awful lot of hostility here, stranger."