Western Lore Aficionado Pillows

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Billy. The Kid.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"I know your mother."

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

"El muy mal perro"

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

'Did you want me, boss?'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Pioneers of the ancient west

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."