Western Lore Aficionado Prints

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Billy. The Kid.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

"El muy mal perro"

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

A history of "high" fashion for old guys.

"I know your mother."

'Did you want me, boss?'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Pioneers of the ancient west