Legendary Lore Enthusiast Prints

"Dragons were never out of style."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

"Which one is yours?"

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

Folk o' the Wee

A were-cow.

Mephistopheles

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

Loch Ness Monster

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

Hansel meets his biological mother.

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

"The road ahead is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

Jekyll and Heidi.

"Just saying, Father. . . couldn't I get my vaccine jab just like all the other kids?"

William Tell meets Carmen Miranda.

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

Mendel and the Pea.

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

'Tell us again, Grandpa, about the time you met Paul Bunyan...'

Dress for the job you want.

"Not only do I curse you but your descendants also. Know that they will be so heavily taxed they'll be forced to open this castle as a tourist attraction!"

"It's good luck."