Legendary Lore Enthusiast Prints

"Dragons were never out of style."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

"Which one is yours?"

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

A were-cow.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Robin Hoods' Band. Member Auditions Today. Happy, Sleepy, Grumpy, Sneezy and Dopey are all fine qualities. But I'm leaning more towards "Merry".

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

Folk o' the Wee

Mephistopheles

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.

Hansel meets his biological mother.

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

Loch Ness Monster

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

"The road ahead is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

Jekyll and Heidi.

William Tell meets Carmen Miranda.

"Just saying, Father. . . couldn't I get my vaccine jab just like all the other kids?"

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

Mendel and the Pea.

"Not only do I curse you but your descendants also. Know that they will be so heavily taxed they'll be forced to open this castle as a tourist attraction!"

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

Dress for the job you want.

"Dang. I was hoping for oil."