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"The curse has been set – your ex's shoes will now squeak in the quietest of settings."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

A vampire in a canoe.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

"Which one is yours?"

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

Mephistopheles

Folk o' the Wee

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

A were-cow.

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

William Tell Overture

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

Hansel meets his biological mother.

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.

Loch Ness Monster

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

"The road ahead is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"This is the worst gum disease I've ever seen...I'd suggest you eat more vegetarians."

"Just saying, Father. . . couldn't I get my vaccine jab just like all the other kids?"

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."