Enthusiast Of Magical Lore Gifts

"The curse has been set – your ex's shoes will now squeak in the quietest of settings."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

A vampire in a canoe.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

"Which one is yours?"

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

Robin Hoods' Band. Member Auditions Today. Happy, Sleepy, Grumpy, Sneezy and Dopey are all fine qualities. But I'm leaning more towards "Merry".

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Mephistopheles

A were-cow.

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

Folk o' the Wee

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

Hansel meets his biological mother.

William Tell Overture

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

Loch Ness Monster

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

"The road ahead is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"This is the worst gum disease I've ever seen...I'd suggest you eat more vegetarians."

"Just saying, Father. . . couldn't I get my vaccine jab just like all the other kids?"

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."