"You should have thought about that earlier."
Lover Of Medieval Lore Gifts
Searching for a gift for a medieval history enthusiast? Our collection for lovers of medieval lore features witty and whimsical items that bring the past to life—perfect for fans of legends, knights, and castles. Whether it's for a passionate history buff or a fantasy enthusiast, these products blend humor and heritage seamlessly.
"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"
Lady of the bath...
"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"
Joust Sharpener
'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'
'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'
"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."
"I believe I you, Bigfoot."
"The road ahead is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."
The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.
"I'm sorry, this is all very embarrassing but we've decided to open a pub together."
"But I only restarted it three minutes ago."
"But now it won't stay in mint condition."
Mermaids
"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."
A knight struggling to fit into his armour
"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."
'I'm drawing up a contingency plan just in case -- how would you like to drive the getaway car?'
'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'
Friendly Troll.
"The curse has been set – your ex's shoes will now squeak in the quietest of settings."
A knight dragging an unwilling maiden
Night of the Round Tables
Hilarion
'He's been like that since he pulled the sword out of the stone.'
"They call me wicked but knights are my only source of protein."
Our menu is legendary. Really? Do you serve leg of Sasquatch? That's my favorite legend! Menu.
"I'd like something smaller – something with fewer walls to defend."
"Dragons were never out of style."
'There's no business like show business.'
Oh, don't hurt it. Can't you trap it under a glass, or something?'
Dragon BBQs.
'Dungeons aren't SUPPOSED to be user-friendly!'
"Make him one!"
Lover Of Medieval Lore Gifts Collection
Lover Of Medieval Lore Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for medieval lore lovers—perfect for featuring witty quotes and legendary themes that brighten each morning.
Lover Of Medieval Lore Pillows
Check out our pillows adorned with medieval motifs—adding witty, historic charm to any home décor.
Lover Of Medieval Lore Prints
Browse our art prints celebrating medieval myths and legends—ideal for decorating a home or office with legendary flair.
Lover Of Medieval Lore T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts for medieval history buffs—showcasing clever designs inspired by knights, castles, and fantasy tales for every enthusiast.