Medieval Legend Lover Gifts

A bearded man holding a sword

Jack London

Dragon and Dragoff

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'The knights are drawing closer'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

A monk illustrates a manuscript with emojis

Actually, I slayed it for the castle's resale value, but don't tell her that.

Finding Bigfoot

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

"The road ahead is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

"Ground score!"

Knight offers his opponent a glass of wine.

'What's this I hear about you running against me?'

Korney Ivanovich Chukovsky

John Wycliffe

Fire first discovered here B.C.

Terry Pratchett

Mermaids

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

Headless Self-Portrait

'I'm drawing up a contingency plan just in case -- how would you like to drive the getaway car?'

"Have a safe trip!"

"...Tomorrow's weather....abominable!"

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'

"I let him think he's protecting us, too."

Castle with parking lot.

'Be wary, my Liege, Arthur wants a round table.'

Friendly Troll.

"I saw your ad on the dating site, ma'am! You're looking for an old-fashioned man, aren't you?"

'He's at a family reunion down in the dungeon.'