Medieval Legend Lover Mugs

A bearded man holding a sword

Jack London

Dragon and Dragoff

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'The knights are drawing closer'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

A monk illustrates a manuscript with emojis

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

"The road ahead is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

Knight offers his opponent a glass of wine.

'What's this I hear about you running against me?'

"Ground score!"

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

John Wycliffe

Mermaids

Headless Self-Portrait

Fire first discovered here B.C.

Korney Ivanovich Chukovsky

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

'I'm drawing up a contingency plan just in case -- how would you like to drive the getaway car?'

"Have a safe trip!"

Castle with parking lot.

"I saw your ad on the dating site, ma'am! You're looking for an old-fashioned man, aren't you?"

"I let him think he's protecting us, too."

'Be wary, my Liege, Arthur wants a round table.'

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'

Friendly Troll.

"...Tomorrow's weather....abominable!"

'He's at a family reunion down in the dungeon.'

"I'd like something smaller – something with fewer walls to defend."