Western Mythology Buff Pillows

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bacchus.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

Life and Death

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

'Well this is awkward.'

'Arcadian, Brian..it's an Arcadian evening!'

The princess and the key

"He's good with crops, but slow to respond in an emergency."

He's definitely got your eyes!"

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

'I told Orpheus not to do the music festival.'

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

'Who's that painted lady?'

'I like the look of that Trojan Boy.'

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

"What did I say about leaving those things by the bath?"

'But she's too ugly to be my duckling. I want a DNA test!'

Vampire shunning crucifix-in-a-can.

Child with a bull's head.

"If I'm not back at the maze by eight, my wife reels in the damn string."

Medusa's bathtub

Wotan

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

Zues throwing lightning bolts with gun!

"No on seemed to mind me dressing like this when I was younger!"