Western Mythology Buff Pillows

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

Bacchus.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

Life and Death

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

'Well this is awkward.'

'Arcadian, Brian..it's an Arcadian evening!'

The princess and the key

Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.

"He's good with crops, but slow to respond in an emergency."

'I told Orpheus not to do the music festival.'

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

'Who's that painted lady?'

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

He's definitely got your eyes!"

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

'I like the look of that Trojan Boy.'

"What did I say about leaving those things by the bath?"

'But she's too ugly to be my duckling. I want a DNA test!'

Vampire shunning crucifix-in-a-can.

"No on seemed to mind me dressing like this when I was younger!"

Medusa's bathtub

Zues throwing lightning bolts with gun!

Child with a bull's head.

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

"If I'm not back at the maze by eight, my wife reels in the damn string."