Classic Mythology Geek Pillows

Zues throwing lightning bolts with gun!

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bacchus.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Vlad the Inhaler

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Oedipus

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

'Well this is awkward.'

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

'Arcadian, Brian..it's an Arcadian evening!'

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

What a lousy season - there hasn't been a good comedy in months.

The princess and the key

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

"He's good with crops, but slow to respond in an emergency."

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

'Who's that painted lady?'

'I told Orpheus not to do the music festival.'

He's definitely got your eyes!"

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

Park and Ride dilema

"Let me handle this. I have trouble making eye contact."

'I like the look of that Trojan Boy.'

I'm going out for a while. Keep an eye on things.