Mythology Geeks Pillows

Ignore him. It's the Lying Dutchman.

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

Shepherd and eurydice

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Vlad the Impala

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Toadstools

Venus

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Lady of the bath...

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Lesser known greek gods,

'Where was the TSA?'

Vlad the Inhaler

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Here be dragons.

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Have you been playing dice?"

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

A vampire in a canoe.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"Right here's fine."

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.