Mythology Geeks Gifts

Ignore him. It's the Lying Dutchman.

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

Shepherd and eurydice

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Toadstools

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Venus

Vlad the Impala

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Vlad the Inhaler

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Have you been playing dice?"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Lesser known greek gods,

Here be dragons.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Lady of the bath...

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'Where was the TSA?'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

A vampire in a canoe.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse