
Myth Manners.
Searching for a clever gift for your Greek mythology geek? Our collection features playful and artistic products that bring the gods, heroes, and epic stories to life—ideal for fans who appreciate a humorous nod to ancient myths. Whether they're captivated by Zeus, fascinated by Athena, or obsessed with heroic adventures, these items add a divine touch of fun and knowledge to their collection. Explore options that celebrate their passion for the classical world with a modern, witty edge.
Myth Manners.
'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'
'I used to commute. Now I transform.'
Archimedes statue with a lever
'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'
'Where was the TSA?'
A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.
"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."
"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."
'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'
"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."
No time for sirtaki now, Greece!
"I miss the Augean stables."
Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts
Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.
A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter
Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!
Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?
"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."
'Here's your workplace. You will find out company is not big on CCTV cameras or punch clocks.'
Oedipus
"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"
Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.
'Arcadian, Brian..it's an Arcadian evening!'
'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'
'Well this is awkward.'
'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'
What a lousy season - there hasn't been a good comedy in months.
Cyclopetrist's Waiting room
'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'
'I told Orpheus not to do the music festival.'
He's definitely got your eyes!"
The Mother Of Damocles
'Care for anything else - an explanation perhaps?'
'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'
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