Mythology Nerd Gifts

An early prototype of the Trojan horse.

Man in hell reads a sign declaring his eternal damnation.

'We're out of kitty litter.'

Vlad the Inhaler

Brunhilda with a mask.

Shepherd and eurydice

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Easter Island legs

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Tut and Carmen.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Venus

Toadstools

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Vlad the Impala

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Where was the TSA?'

Lady of the bath...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Here be dragons.

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.