Mythology Nerd Mugs

An early prototype of the Trojan horse.

'We're out of kitty litter.'

Vlad the Inhaler

Brunhilda with a mask.

Shepherd and eurydice

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Easter Island legs

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Tut and Carmen.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Vlad the Impala

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Toadstools

Venus

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"Have you been playing dice?"

Lady of the bath...

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Lesser known greek gods,