Mythology Geek Mugs

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

"This guy again? I've told him to stop googling his heel."

"Maybe Dracula wasn't the best one to try this new detergent."

Pandora's other box

Bill Goat Challenging a Viking

Midas was always very popular with 2nd-place Olympians,

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

Ali Baba and the forty identity thieves.

'No thanks - When I finish this drink I'm going straight to hell.'

God at the Galalactic Videostore

Great script, great cinematography, great everything. But the whole 3D thing is lost on me.

"Ok, Ok, get your selfie and p*** off!"

Shepherd and eurydice

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Tut and Carmen.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Vlad the Impala

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Venus

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Toadstools

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Lady of the bath...

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."