Mythology Buff Gifts

"You never think it's going to happen to you."

"You had good intentions. Let's find you a nice job paving roads."

'S**t!'

A vampire in a canoe.

"I love shark week."

Sisyphus' baseball game

Sisyphus Revisited.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

'I am Thor!' 'Here, take thum athpirin.'

'Whoa! - Adam and Eve are WAY out of compliance!'

"We could always regift it."

"Three wishes? Dream on. That was in the heady days before venture capital and advertising revenue disappeared."

'I've heard so much about you.' 'All bad I hope?'

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.

"It's getting much harder for me to distinguish good from evil. All I'm certain about is what's appropriate and what's inappropriate."

Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.

"Hold on-I think you got my toast."

'Well, that seemed to go well. Let's fire this thing up and see what it can do!'

'He's been rather deaf since the Big Bang.'

'Let's have some fun -- let's make them responsible for their own actions.'

'Are you sure this photo is of us? It looks like a couple of floating logs to me.'

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

'We never think outside the box at this comapny, Firkman!'

'How about best two out of three?'

'God is angry. Or else the plates along the San Andreas fault have slipped again.'

'Mr. Janus, your hand sight is far better than your fore sight.'

The original selfie

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

The Gods discussing humans as a product.

Romulus (left) and Remus

'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'

'Why, Oedipus! That woman is old enough to be your mother!'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'...Wait a moment, I need to review my exit strategy.'