Mythology Buff Prints

"You never think it's going to happen to you."

"You had good intentions. Let's find you a nice job paving roads."

'S**t!'

A vampire in a canoe.

"I love shark week."

Sisyphus' baseball game

Sisyphus Revisited.

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'I am Thor!' 'Here, take thum athpirin.'

"We could always regift it."

'Whoa! - Adam and Eve are WAY out of compliance!'

"Three wishes? Dream on. That was in the heady days before venture capital and advertising revenue disappeared."

'I didn't think friday was such a big deal when I created it. Why is everybody always thanking me for it?'

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.

'I've heard so much about you.' 'All bad I hope?'

"It's getting much harder for me to distinguish good from evil. All I'm certain about is what's appropriate and what's inappropriate."

Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.

"Hold on-I think you got my toast."

'Well, that seemed to go well. Let's fire this thing up and see what it can do!'

Three Little Pigs,Easter Bunny, Father Christmas, Humpty Dumpty, a Leprechaun, The Tooth Fairy and a Mummy settle down to watch Reality TV.

'He's been rather deaf since the Big Bang.'

'Let's have some fun -- let's make them responsible for their own actions.'

'Are you sure this photo is of us? It looks like a couple of floating logs to me.'

'Mr. Janus, your hand sight is far better than your fore sight.'

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

'How about best two out of three?'

'We never think outside the box at this comapny, Firkman!'

'God is angry. Or else the plates along the San Andreas fault have slipped again.'

'Why, Oedipus! That woman is old enough to be your mother!'

The Gods discussing humans as a product.

'I warned you, Oedipus, not everybody likes what they find when tracing their family tree.'

'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

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