Myth Buff Prints

"I cannot tell a lie, so--yes."

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

Sisyphus still scrolling to find the recipe

"It's times like this that make me realise that the nine lives thing is really useful."

The Anti-Agent

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Toadstools

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Where was the TSA?'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Have you been playing dice?"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

A vampire in a canoe.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Before the Internet

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

"Right here's fine."