Myth Buff Gifts

"I cannot tell a lie, so--yes."

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

Sisyphus still scrolling to find the recipe

"It's times like this that make me realise that the nine lives thing is really useful."

The Anti-Agent

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Toadstools

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

'Where was the TSA?'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Have you been playing dice?"

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

A vampire in a canoe.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Before the Internet

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Wotan with eye patch

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"Right here's fine."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"