Creation Myth Buff Gifts

'Are you sure? - I only remember creating TWO of them.'

"I'm taking it all with me. I created everything, and it's mine."

'Who tipped you off about our expulsion?'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'Where was the TSA?'

"Have you been playing dice?"

A vampire in a canoe.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Right here's fine."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Extreme Sisyphus