Creation Myth Enthusiast Gifts

God working clay on a potters wheel creating a vase with a person's arms and legs sticking out.

"All I'm saying is that if God created man in his own image he was a bit of a cloner himself."

'What do you guys think? Adam and Eve, or Eve and Adam?'

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

'Just do Adam and Eve. They can create the others all by themselves - trust me.'

'The way I see it, there are two kinds of people in this world.'

"I got the idea from a pair of dice."

"God created Adam 'Lord of all living creatures'. I just wish He had mentioned it to Eve!"

"I can't believe Adam named us Zebra's. Now we'lll always be listed last."

Shepherd and eurydice

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Venus

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Vlad the Impala

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Here be dragons.

Lady of the bath...

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

Warrior Woman

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Neptune

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.