Creation Myth Explorer Gifts

'We'd better hurry up with that Eve project - Adam's getting solipsistic.'

"I told you not to include woodpeckers!"

'We're out of ideas, too - why don't You just make them in your own image?'

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"

Phoenix

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

Mummy Beggar

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

"Are you sure this what he said to build?"

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

Centaur Sprinter

Tree of Knowledge/Tree of Evolution

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

Death chatting in a pub - "The scythe?...Oh that went years ago. I've got a brand new combine harvester in the car park!"

"In the beginning was the word. Bubba bubba bubba, bird bird bird, bird is the word."

The beginning of humans: A new theory.

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

God working clay on a potters wheel creating a vase with a person's arms and legs sticking out.

'Careful Jack - it might be a GM beanstalk!'

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

'Must be Pandora's.'

'Flying fish? - I TOLD you there was too much background radiation down there!'

"They harvest our noses then liquify them and drink the juice. They believe it gives them special powers called 'antioxidants'."

Adam and Eve in tug of war with cavemen.

"We only have the Bible."

"Wait – we're all wolves in sheep's clothing?"

"I'm taking it all with me. I created everything, and it's mine."

'Hi, folks! -- I'm selling vacation time-shares in Atlantis.'

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