Creation Story Explorer Gifts

"So who should we believe, the mysterious disembodied voice or the surprisingly persuasive talking snake?"

The Artist

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Characters jumping out of a book.

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"Shall we put it in play?"

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

Prehistoric Modern Art

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

Where the Wild Things Summer

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"I prefer your early pieces."

"I told you not to include woodpeckers!"

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'And now, Gentlemen, that we have our thinking caps on, let us continue.'

The last laugh. . .'Hmmm!'

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

God's Phone

'Kip paints caves.'

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

Toilet Art.

"Wake up."

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."