Creation Myths Gifts

'How did he make the world in six days?'

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

The beginning of humans: A new theory.

Bowling ball earth

God faced a conundrum, he needed to create the world and everything in it but at the same time he couldn't start his day without a coffee!

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Myths and legends...

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

The Origin of Creationism

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Patents office.

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

Tree of Knowledge/Tree of Evolution

"I told you not to include woodpeckers!"

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'