Creation Myths Pillows

'How did he make the world in six days?'

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

The beginning of humans: A new theory.

Bowling ball earth

God faced a conundrum, he needed to create the world and everything in it but at the same time he couldn't start his day without a coffee!

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Myths and legends...

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

The Origin of Creationism

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

Patents office.

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

"I told you not to include woodpeckers!"

Evolution on the brink

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

"Pot of gold?! Nobody uses cash these days! Do you fancy a couple of gift cards?"