Creation Theories Pillows

"You'll have to speak up, Adam. My ears are still ringing from that Big Bang"

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"

The Origin of Creationism

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

Patents office.

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

"I told you not to include woodpeckers!"

Tree of Knowledge/Tree of Evolution

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

Evolution on the brink

"In the beginning was the word. Bubba bubba bubba, bird bird bird, bird is the word."

The beginning of humans: A new theory.

"Are you sure its supposed to look like that?"

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

God working clay on a potters wheel creating a vase with a person's arms and legs sticking out.

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

"I think it can be both intelligent and tasteful."

Adam and Eve in tug of war with cavemen.

In the very beginning.

'Man, am I hungover. Hope I haven't done anything stup... Hey, where did THAT come from?'

"I'm taking it all with me. I created everything, and it's mine."

'Flying fish? - I TOLD you there was too much background radiation down there!'

"Nope! Not that one! They still believe that 'gods' created the universe!"

God Choosing How to Shape the World

Bright Ideas: Then and Now.