Creation Theories Prints

"You'll have to speak up, Adam. My ears are still ringing from that Big Bang"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"

The Origin of Creationism

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

Patents office.

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

"I told you not to include woodpeckers!"

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

Evolution on the brink

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

The beginning of humans: A new theory.

God working clay on a potters wheel creating a vase with a person's arms and legs sticking out.

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

"I think it can be both intelligent and tasteful."

"Nope! Not that one! They still believe that 'gods' created the universe!"

Adam and Eve in tug of war with cavemen.

In the very beginning.

'Flying fish? - I TOLD you there was too much background radiation down there!'

'Man, am I hungover. Hope I haven't done anything stup... Hey, where did THAT come from?'

God Choosing How to Shape the World

Bright Ideas: Then and Now.

Bowling ball earth