Creationist Prints

Evolution on the brink

"Are you really a young earth theorist or are you just flattering me?"

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"He was a sea rescue."

Bright Idea

Thinking outside of the box

"Could you keep still?"

"I'm Necessity and this is my son, Invention."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

The Origin of Creationism

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

Kiwi Ingenuity

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

"Caption contest"

"I'll start thinking outside the box when the box is empty."

An idea box in a shower

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

Patents office.

'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"So what if they notice a stain? Everyone gets tummy aches. Besides, we’re conserving energy."

Creator's Block

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

'I want my ideas called 'concepts' not 'notions'.'

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

'We made something greater than sliced bread, we built a better mousetrap...are we resting on our laurels?'

"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator."