Creation Myth Debater Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with someone who thrives on debating creation myths? Our collection of humorous and insightful products is perfect for the curious mind. Whether it's a mug, T-shirt, pillow, or print, these items highlight their fascination with origins stories and mythological debates, making every day a chance to share a laugh or an enlightened thought.

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Adam and Eve in tug of war with cavemen.

Adam and Eve in tug of war with cavemen. mockup

Adam and Eve in tug of war with cavemen.

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"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people" mockup

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

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"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally." mockup

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

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'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.' mockup

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

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"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!" mockup

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"

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The Origin of Creationism

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'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.' mockup

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

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'How did he make the world in six days?'

'How did he make the world in six days?' mockup

'How did he make the world in six days?'

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"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

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"For decades we lemmings have been jumping off cliffs. Dude, it's time to evolve!"

"For decades we lemmings have been jumping off cliffs. Dude, it's time to evolve!" mockup

"For decades we lemmings have been jumping off cliffs. Dude, it's time to evolve!"

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"I told you not to include woodpeckers!"

"I told you not to include woodpeckers!" mockup

"I told you not to include woodpeckers!"

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'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.' mockup

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

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"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress." mockup

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

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'Palintology'

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'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!' mockup

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

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The beginning of humans: A new theory. mockup

The beginning of humans: A new theory.

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God working clay on a potters wheel creating a vase with a person's arms and legs sticking out.

God working clay on a potters wheel creating a vase with a person's arms and legs sticking out. mockup

God working clay on a potters wheel creating a vase with a person's arms and legs sticking out.

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'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.' mockup

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

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"'Why am I up here?' you ask! Let me give you a tip, bro; walking on land is the only way to go, if you want to avoid extinction!"

"'Why am I up here?' you ask! Let me give you a tip, bro; walking on land is the only way to go, if you want to avoid extinction!" mockup

"'Why am I up here?' you ask! Let me give you a tip, bro; walking on land is the only way to go, if you want to avoid extinction!"

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Gorillas in the jungle.

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'Flying fish? - I TOLD you there was too much background radiation down there!'

'Flying fish? - I TOLD you there was too much background radiation down there!' mockup

'Flying fish? - I TOLD you there was too much background radiation down there!'

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Tall stories

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"Say, Buddy. . . do you pick-ups as well?"

"Say, Buddy. . . do you pick-ups as well?" mockup

"Say, Buddy. . . do you pick-ups as well?"

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'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.' mockup

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

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'There are those who say that in America the streets are paved with excrement.'

'There are those who say that in America the streets are paved with excrement.' mockup

'There are those who say that in America the streets are paved with excrement.'

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Bowling ball earth

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Rise of the Drones

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"I got the idea from a pair of dice." mockup

"I got the idea from a pair of dice."

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Do you realise the gravity of this situation?

Do you realise the gravity of this situation? mockup

Do you realise the gravity of this situation?

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'Technically speaking, though, isn't Eve under age?'

'Technically speaking, though, isn't Eve under age?' mockup

'Technically speaking, though, isn't Eve under age?'

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Grassy Knoll Creationism: 'More potshots at evolution.'

Grassy Knoll Creationism: 'More potshots at evolution.' mockup

Grassy Knoll Creationism: 'More potshots at evolution.'

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'I did create man in my image, but man evolved.'

'I did create man in my image, but man evolved.' mockup

'I did create man in my image, but man evolved.'

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Creation Myth Debater Gifts Collection

Creation Myth Debater Mugs

Discover our full collection of creation myth debater mugs—perfect for sparking conversations over coffee or tea.

Creation Myth Debater Pillows

Add some mythological humor with our creation myth debater pillows—perfect for any living space or bedroom.

Creation Myth Debater Prints

Find inspiring creation myth prints to celebrate their fascination with origin stories and storytelling debates.

Creation Myth Debater T-Shirts

Explore our range of creation myth debater T-shirts—great for showcasing their love for mythology and lively debates.