Creation Myth Enthusiast Mugs

God working clay on a potters wheel creating a vase with a person's arms and legs sticking out.

"All I'm saying is that if God created man in his own image he was a bit of a cloner himself."

'What do you guys think? Adam and Eve, or Eve and Adam?'

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

'Just do Adam and Eve. They can create the others all by themselves - trust me.'

'The way I see it, there are two kinds of people in this world.'

"I got the idea from a pair of dice."

"God created Adam 'Lord of all living creatures'. I just wish He had mentioned it to Eve!"

"I can't believe Adam named us Zebra's. Now we'lll always be listed last."

Shepherd and eurydice

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Vlad the Impala

Venus

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Wotan with eye patch

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Neptune

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.