Creation Mythologist Mugs

"What kind of name is penguin - and do you realize how hot it is here?"

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Venus

Saint George and the Drag Queen

The Elliot Ness monster.

Boy and Bear and Monster

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Viking Loch Ness

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

The Death Of Venus

Greek A-Z Map,

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

The Kali De Milo.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

Unicorn in the Woods

'The gods are perplexing.'

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

Europa takes a selfie

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

Vesta