Creation Mythologist Mugs

"What kind of name is penguin - and do you realize how hot it is here?"

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Venus

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

The Elliot Ness monster.

Boy and Bear and Monster

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Viking Loch Ness

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

The Death Of Venus

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"

Greek A-Z Map,

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

The Kali De Milo.

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

'The gods are perplexing.'

Vesta

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

Europa takes a selfie

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'