"My name is Bacchus, Roman God of Wine ... and I'm an alcoholic."
Classical Myth Buff Gifts
Are you shopping for a classical myth enthusiast? Explore a collection of creative and humorous items that honor legendary gods, mythical creatures, and epic stories. Our curated selection of mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints features clever designs that combine art and wit, making them ideal gifts for mythology lovers who appreciate humor and history. Whether for a birthday or just because, surprise a myth buff with something that celebrates their passion for the ancient worlds.
"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."
'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'
"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."
'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'
"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."
Toadstools
"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."
'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'
'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'
A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.
"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."
"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"
'Now they're just taking the piss.'
'Where was the TSA?'
Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.
Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.
"Have you been playing dice?"
"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."
A vampire in a canoe.
Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.
Sphinx cat and mummy mouse
Eurydice is bitten by a snake
"It's Zeus' latest obsession."
"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"
"I find that hugely offensive!"
"Right here's fine."
"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."
"Recalculating route..."
Giant using sheep as cotton buds
Another Bigfoot sighting...
"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."
Grim Reaper Buying CDs...
'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'
Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.
Classical Myth Buff Gifts Collection
Classical Myth Buff Mugs
Explore our collection of myth-inspired mugs and find the perfect quirky gift for the classical mythology lover in your life.
Classical Myth Buff Pillows
Add mythology-inspired charm to your home with our themed pillows—perfect for cozy corners and myth lovers alike.
Classical Myth Buff Prints
Decorate your space with myth-inspired prints—celebrate legendary tales with artwork that’s as clever as it is captivating.
Classical Myth Buff T-Shirts
Discover our range of myth-themed t-shirts—great for anyone who loves legends, gods, and epic stories with a humorous or artistic twist.