Mythology Nerds Gifts

Sphinx looking at mouse hole in pyramid

Shepherd and eurydice

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Tut and Carmen.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Vlad the Impala

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Venus

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Toadstools

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Lesser known greek gods,

Vlad the Inhaler

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Lady of the bath...

'Where was the TSA?'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

"Have you been playing dice?"

Here be dragons.

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

A vampire in a canoe.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.