Mythology Tech Enthusiast Gifts

"It's a Trojan computer. I'm guessing a bunch of geeks are hiding in it."

Shepherd and eurydice

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Easter Island legs

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Tut and Carmen.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Toadstools

Venus

Vlad the Impala

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Lesser known greek gods,

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

"Have you been playing dice?"

Here be dragons.

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."