Tech-savvy Myth Lover Gifts

"He needs to open the gate. He has a QR-code."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

God's Phone

Emma's Unicorn

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Rumours Online

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

The Thinker (with a laptop).

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

I'm leaning over to kiss Lauren. What're you doing? Possible interruption. Stop live blogging. Girlfriend upset. Can you please tell me what you're thinking? Tune into my blog, woman! Major disconnect.

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

Websiteless -- please help.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'Ha! You moron! How did you manage to use all nine of your lives at once?'

Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

"Just my luck."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'