Music Mythology Buff Pillows

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Toadstools

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'Where was the TSA?'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Have you been playing dice?"

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

A vampire in a canoe.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."