Outlaw Sympathizer Mugs

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"I'm the bad guy..."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"I suppose you're worried about your little peasant benefits."

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"Delivery."

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

Bank (with saloon type doors)

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

Not at all O.K. Corral

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

"If you look carefully through this beaker of oil everything looks so much better..."

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."

Sauron's Sore Eye

Billy the Kilt

Ain't No One Ever Messed With Cactus Arm Johnson