Leash Handler Pillows

"Yo... come on... you can at least turn your head."

"Humans are strange."

'Beware of Dogs.'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"Yes, I'm a dog person. How did you know?"

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Don't even think about it."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

"The emotional support goes both ways."

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"My human can't tell which end is which."

Hang Time Fido

'I'm in the lead!'

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

My fault? Hey, pal, it takes two to tangle.

'I think he wants to go walkies!'

"What are you trying to say, Rex?"

"Nothing personal. It's just business."

"Morning!"

Go around … no, other way … no, wait, other-stop, other way … no, other way …