Leashholder Pillows

"My human can't tell which end is which."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Don't even think about it."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"Humans are strange."

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

"The emotional support goes both ways."

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

'I'm in the lead!'

Hang Time Fido

'Yes, I got it all.'

'I think he wants to go walkies!'

'When we get outside I want to see a smile'

'I hope you both have many happy years together!'

"What are you trying to say, Rex?"

"Yo... come on... you can at least turn your head."

Dog.

"Morning!"

"Nothing personal. It's just business."