Loving Leash Holder Pillows

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Humans are strange."

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

"The emotional support goes both ways."

"Is your dog friendly?!"

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"My human can't tell which end is which."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

'I'm in the lead!'

Hang Time Fido

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

Walking the Dog.

'I and my Blog'

"Yo... come on... you can at least turn your head."

'Not 'til you make it stop yappin'!'

"You were right, Mom. The new leash has really cured her pulling problem."

"Morning!"

Dog.

I'm interviewing for a new walker.

'I think the dog wants to go for a walk.'

Walk the dog.

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

The Hazards of Dog Leashes

"Yes, I'm a dog person. How did you know?"

Wow! That's a nice leash you have on! Yeah, I admire your restraint!