Loving Leash Holder Pillows

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Humans are strange."

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

"The emotional support goes both ways."

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"My human can't tell which end is which."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

Hang Time Fido

'I'm in the lead!'

Walking the Dog.

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

'I and my Blog'

"Morning!"

"You were right, Mom. The new leash has really cured her pulling problem."

"Yo... come on... you can at least turn your head."

Dog.

'Not 'til you make it stop yappin'!'

'I think the dog wants to go for a walk.'

Walk the dog.

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

"Yes, I'm a dog person. How did you know?"

The Hazards of Dog Leashes

"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"