Leash Holder Extraordinaire Pillows

"I'm not sure if my name is sit, stay, or get off the couch!"

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Holding hands

"Don't even think about it."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"Humans are strange."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

A child and his dog

"The emotional support goes both ways."

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"My human can't tell which end is which."

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

'I'm in the lead!'

Self-walking dog

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

Hang Time Fido

'I think he wants to go walkies!'

'Yes, I got it all.'

'When we get outside I want to see a smile'

'I hope you both have many happy years together!'