Lovable Leash Holder Pillows

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

Pony Rides

"Humans are strange."

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

"The emotional support goes both ways."

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"My human can't tell which end is which."

Hang Time Fido

'I'm in the lead!'

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

"Yo... come on... you can at least turn your head."

'Not 'til you make it stop yappin'!'

"You were right, Mom. The new leash has really cured her pulling problem."

"Morning!"

'I and my Blog'

Dog.

'I think the dog wants to go for a walk.'

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

'I like a boy in my class. Do you have anything that smells like peanut butter?'

"Yes, I'm a dog person. How did you know?"

Dog Show: Great Dane Category.

"Great. It's the call of the wild, and you've got me on hold."