Leash Holder Extraordinaire Mugs

"I'm not sure if my name is sit, stay, or get off the couch!"

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Holding hands

"Don't even think about it."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"Humans are strange."

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

A child and his dog

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

"The emotional support goes both ways."

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"My human can't tell which end is which."

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

Self-walking dog

Hang Time Fido

'I'm in the lead!'

'I think he wants to go walkies!'

'Yes, I got it all.'

"Nothing personal. It's just business."