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"My human can't tell which end is which."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Don't even think about it."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"Humans are strange."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

"The emotional support goes both ways."

"Is your dog friendly?!"

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

Hang Time Fido

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

'I'm in the lead!'

'When we get outside I want to see a smile'

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

"What are you trying to say, Rex?"

'I think he wants to go walkies!'

'Yes, I got it all.'

"Morning!"

'I hope you both have many happy years together!'

"Yo... come on... you can at least turn your head."

Dog.

"Nothing personal. It's just business."