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Then you go over me … I go around you … and ta-da! A double fisherman's bend! Next-level leash knot.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"Don't even think about it."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"Humans are strange."

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"My human can't tell which end is which."

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

My fault? Hey, pal, it takes two to tangle.

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

'I'm in the lead!'

Self-walking dog

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

Walking the Dog.

Go around … no, other way … no, wait, other-stop, other way … no, other way …

'When we get outside I want to see a smile'

'Yes, I got it all.'

"Nothing personal. It's just business."