Leash Management Gifts

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"Don't even think about it."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"Humans are strange."

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"My human can't tell which end is which."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

'I'm in the lead!'

Self-walking dog

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

Walking the Dog.

"Yo... come on... you can at least turn your head."

"Nothing personal. It's just business."

'When we get outside I want to see a smile'

'Yes, I got it all.'