Leash Training Gifts

"I love my mistress, but I must say I resent the leash."

"Okay, here comes the poodle. Just relax and play it cool. The last thing you want is to come off too excited."

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"Don't even think about it."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"Humans are strange."

Dog with Anchor Lead

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"My human can't tell which end is which."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

Hang Time Fido

Self-walking dog

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

Walking the Dog.

'I think he wants to go walkies!'

'Yes, I got it all.'

'When we get outside I want to see a smile'

'I hope you both have many happy years together!'

"What are you trying to say, Rex?"

"Nothing personal. It's just business."

"Yo... come on... you can at least turn your head."