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"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"Don't even think about it."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"Humans are strange."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"The emotional support goes both ways."

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"My human can't tell which end is which."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

Hang Time Fido

'I'm in the lead!'

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

Walking the Dog.

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"What are you trying to say, Rex?"

'I think he wants to go walkies!'

'Yes, I got it all.'

"Yo... come on... you can at least turn your head."